Diet for stressed women

ferny · Jul 18, 2007

Diet for stressed women - sounds good to me! This is a specially formulated
diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started
and hadn't finished; and
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a
bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pokage of
Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the
Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!