DoT Initiative

[Rob]

THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.
Information Release

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England, the Department of Transport has devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

· Hogging the middle lane of motorways
· Hogging the outside lane of motorways
· Overtaking in dangerous places
· Hovering within one inch of the car in front
· Stopping sharply
· Speeding in residential areas
· Pulling out without indication
· Performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
· Taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads
· Not indicating

These drivers will be required to display a flag, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will be required to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset compared to the general public.

A flag hanging outside a house will indicate that a whole family suffers from this unfortunate condition.

 

[nitefly]

Haha nice one Rob.

 

[duncanp]

Good job :thumbup:

 

[Arch]

.......... spot on Rob...... spot on.

I cant stand these people........ its like 'hey im english and i like football'.......

yea and?......... so do most english people, and considering your in England with no foreign marking on your car, iv already deduced that perhaps you too are English........ duh........ and even if your not...... why would i care?

ok rant over....... *runs outside and unclips England flags from the car* (j/k)

 

[clarinetJWD]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ThomThomsk]

What? Is there a football tournament going on then..?