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Hertz van Rental

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I'm sure we all have our favourite aphorisms...

I'll wait whilst you look it up.


Tum-te-tum-te-de

OK? Right.
Being my favourites these are not quite the usual type, but they amuse me.
You can all add your own.



Psychology is like pulling habits out of a rat.

Getting things done around here is like mating elephants -
It's carried out at a high level.
It's accompanied by a lot of noise.
It takes two years to produce a result.

They said 'cheer up, it could be worse.'
So I did...






...and it was.
 

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Does this count...?

Life is like an Alaskan dog sled team, unless your the lead dog - the scenery never changes...
 

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instead of "we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it" i like "we'll just jump off that bridge when we come to it"
 

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*A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
*The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you are still a rat.
*The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
*Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
 

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Fighting on the internet is like entering the special olympics. Even if you win you're still...ya know..."special".
 

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clarinetJWD said:
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Oh GAWD. I laugh about what a nerd you are, but the fact that I understand that...makes me as big a nerd as you are. *sigh*
 

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clarinetJWD said:
You wish toots! :p

Ok, ok...so I guess it's not possible to be as big a nerd as you...but...it still makes me a nerd. It was bound to happen eventually. I'm surrounded by 'the nerd'. Makes it pretty difficult not to catch it.
 

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