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I got this in an email today. This has NOTHING to do with photography but we all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so They know you participated. And don'tgo all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the EvilProfessor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t= tootsie u = dipsy
v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =dinky z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d =burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s =lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x =dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i =lips j = honker
k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y =hiney z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh anaverage of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

My new name is ...
Dorky Chickenbiscuits
 
I got this in an email today. This has NOTHING to do with photography but we all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Here is your dose of humor...
Nothing on this forum actually HAS anything to do with photography anyways... :lol:
 
Cheesey dippin lips:biglaugh:
 

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