Headlines

Mitica100 · Apr 26, 2004

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'."

Lula · Apr 26, 2004

:mrgreen: :LOL: :lmao:

karissa · Apr 26, 2004

I love the south! Texas to me more specific.

markc · Apr 26, 2004

karissa said:
I love the south! Texas to me more specific.

I have a Texas one for you:

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

"What the heck was that for?" asks the driver.

"You're in Texas, son," the officer replied. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here," explains the driver.

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" he asks. "I'm not even driving."

"Just making your wish come true," says the officer.

"Making what wish come true?" asks the passenger.

"I know," says the trooper, "that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that a-hole would've tried that s**t with me!'"