Hi from the new girl..

[Jaemie]

Hai! Oh, every new member is required to videotape themselves wearing a garbage bag and squirting mustard on them self while riding a public bus.

 

[Derrel]

"Wow, people are just falling all OVER the new girl!"

"Somebody said her dad's like, rich and stuff."

"I heard her sister is a movie actress."

"Did you SEE those shoes she was wearing??? There's money there, I know it. And that Coach purse--not fake!"

"Let's invite her over for a slumber party this weekend. Ohhhh...I hope she can make it!"

[Giddy schoolgirl laughter fills the restroom, as Mrs. Bartlett wanders in, sniffing for signs of smoke lingering on the air.]

 

[mishele]

Hai! Oh, every new member is required to videotape themselves wearing ..................

I was a little worried when I read this! lol

 

[yv0nne]

I was also a little worried ..and I don't even know you people! Not sure what that says about me ahah
I also hate slumber parties and I don't have a sister or a Coach purse. Clearly, I won't be living up to your expectations

 

[Kazooie]

Oh don't worry, I'm legit to the fishnit.