You take some darn good photos for a thing about which there is no such.It's a phantom nickname.
You can't get much more common than Jerry Davis (apologies to all the John Smith's out there). Do a search if you think I'm kidding.
So, I was ruminating on what nickname to choose. I was just getting started exploring the big wide world of the internet, "where everything was free".
Except, everyone knows there is no such thing as a ...
You take some darn good photos for a thing about which there is no such.
Parkerman [parquerman] (noun): A person that drives a slow car.
Example: "Dude, did you see that guy at the track last night? He was such a parkerman!"
JK!!!!!!!