How do I convince homely looking people that my photos are good?

[Tiller]

Ok now try calling her something worse.

Nah, I don't have a cool beard to soften the slap that would follow.

 

[EIngerson]

1, Were you payed?

2, Are the things they didn't like their natural features?

3, Were you payed?

If they didn't pay, I wouldn't re-do anything.

1. As a facet of my job I handle all the company's photography needs. Thus making people (some in very high positions) happy is important to the health of my career.

2. Yes. They ugly. Or just didn't want to smile or have anything but a lobotomy look on their faces.

3. After all this I certainly don't get paid enough.

1 and 2 just don't mix well. I feel for you man.

 

[o hey tyler]

Yo, dawg!! Fo realz!!

HOLLLAAAAAAAA

 

[frommrstomommy]

just implement a new rule.. you only photograph pretty people. problem solved.

 

[runnah]

just implement a new rule.. you only photograph pretty people. problem solved.

Done, so when can I take your photo?

 

[Stacylouwho]

I have a friend who is like this and she seems to only like the photos where she is slightly looking up.. I don't know why we women get that way! But we are hardly ever happy with photos of ourselves, so don't beat yourself up!

 

[kathyt]

just implement a new rule.. you only photograph pretty people. problem solved.

Done, so when can I take your photo?

runnah, your avatar is giving me motion sickness.

 

[runnah]

just implement a new rule.. you only photograph pretty people. problem solved.

Done, so when can I take your photo?

runnah, your avatar is giving me motion sickness.

I seem to always make women queasy...

 

[jwbryson1]

You're just in awe of my man foliage.

I could stop shaving for a year and not get that hairy.

Sorry that makes me more of a man than you. Please surrender your land and any women you may have on the premise.

Oh, there's no question about that. As you can see, Kat has already dumped me and moved on to bigger and hairier men. I feel so emasculated...:hail:

 

[runnah]

I could stop shaving for a year and not get that hairy.

Sorry that makes me more of a man than you. Please surrender your land and any women you may have on the premise.

Oh, there's no question about that. As you can see, Kat has already dumped me and moved on to bigger and hairier men. I feel so emasculated...:hail:

It's ok, I will protect you.

 

[o hey tyler]

Oh, there's no question about that. As you can see, Kat has already dumped me and moved on to bigger and hairier men. I feel so emasculated...:hail:

It's because you're from Texas.

 

[frommrstomommy]

This thread really is going places.

 

[jwbryson1]

Oh, there's no question about that. As you can see, Kat has already dumped me and moved on to bigger and hairier men. I feel so emasculated...:hail:

It's because you're from Texas.

Well see? Now that makes so much sense!

 

[mishele]

Damn, Kathy dumped you too?! Man, she's really plowing through the members.

 

[bentcountershaft]

Damn, Kathy dumped you too?! Man, she's really plowing through the members.

How did I miss that line?