I got a new job!!!!!

[lostprophet]

So I told my girlfriend I had a new job in a bowling alley.

She said "Tenpin?"

I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

 

[Fangman]

What a load of bowls! Next she will be telling you to remember to get your finger out or you may be part of a lightening strike!

 

[Antarctican]

Dating a scouse, are you?

 

[lostprophet]

Dating a scouse, are you?

HEY!! I have standards you know