I just burned my ahem pelvic region (sorry, no pics)

Alpha · Jul 30, 2008

I can top that.

One morning I sleepily got out of the bed and went into the kitchen to make breakfast. I was in my boxers and decided I wanted to make an omlette. But I wanted some spice to it. So I was chopping some Thai chilies and, not thinking, adjusted myself.

Oh. My. God.

I tried to take a bath, but I screamed every time I tried to lower myself into the lukewarm water.

Alex_B · Jul 30, 2008

I once put the metal box with chocolate in the microwave to prepare a hot chocolate ... I was pretty off-brain that day.

Alex_B · Jul 30, 2008

well, lots of strange things happen ... but usually we do not tell them on TPF

Tyjax · Jul 30, 2008

Alpha said:
I can top that.

One morning I sleepily got out of the bed and went into the kitchen to make breakfast. I was in my boxers and decided I wanted to make an omlette. But I wanted some spice to it. So I was chopping some Thai chilies and, not thinking, adjusted myself.

Oh. My. God.

I tried to take a bath, but I screamed every time I tried to lower myself into the lukewarm water.

And now... You. Win.

*shudders in horror*

lostprophet · Jul 30, 2008

Antarctican said:
(Sorry, just couldn't resist using that smilie!)

maybe he doesn't have a macro lens

nealjpage · Jul 31, 2008

Yahoozy said:
i did accidentally drink dish soap once though...

And I thought I was the only one that's done that! :hug:: So this is what it's like when doves cry!

Hawaii Five-O · Jul 31, 2008

I'm never buying a used laptop:er:

Antarctican · Jul 31, 2008

OMG, the stories and one-liners in this thread!!! Priceless!

kundalini · Jul 31, 2008

I felt the sting once.

Zippers and haste are not a good combination.

brianne5499 · Jul 31, 2008

lostprophet said:
maybe he doesn't have a macro lens

Ooooohhhhh!!! Such a low blow!!:lmao:

as for this...

"I was smoking, AND I was on the toilet, AND on TPF, AND had photoshop open in the background. And I had the cigarette hanging out all Raoul Duke style.... and I was photoshopping.... and chatting.... and toilet-ing... until..."

That could easily go in the "how can you tell when your addicted to TPF thread" too...

You can't leave it long enough to go to the bathroom!!