I robbed a pole and it sucked.

[Corry]

Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Dick Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

 

[Chase]

I beat up Michael Jackson and it sucked.

....and here I thought that would be kinda cool

 

[Alexandra]

I ate Martha Stewart for the money...

 

[Verbal]

I ate a telletubby to be sexy.


No, seriously... I did!

 

[Verbal]

ROFL, this is the one for my ex-girlfriend...

"I had drunken sex with some random girl for the money."

Boy, I'm glad I dumped her now!!!

 

[Unimaxium]

I beat up a statue and it was boring.

 

[LittleMan]

I dressed up as a prostitute and it sucked. :meh:

 

[Corry]

My boyfriends:

I partied with myself to be naked!

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

I apparently had drunken sex with a prostitute and it was boring...

my question is how did you guys find out?

 

[Karalee]

I had babies with my english teacher and they were twins.

And my english teacher was Ms Brown :shock:

 

[photo gal]

I had babies with a gnome and it sucked!

 

[LittleMan]

I dressed up as a prostitute and it sucked. :meh:

I apparently had drunken sex with a prostitute and it was boring...

Do these have anything to do with each other?




:lmao:

 

[Corry]

Do these have anything to do with each other?




:lmao:

:shock:

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

Do these have anything to do with each other?




:lmao:

I certainly hope to god it doesn't

 

[danalec99]

'I messed around with Martha Stewart to be cool'