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Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
 

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I guess he uses Clintons as a helicopter?
 

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I must point out that a 747 is not a rotary wing device and although the compressors are rotary it hardly fits the joke.
Trying just a little too hard!
 

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Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George W. Bush decided to get his brain checked. The physician
diagnosis was:
- Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people.
But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left!

:lol:
 

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