Joke (joke)

[Mitica100]

A Scotsman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings and then
hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run"! The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN, RUN!!" The Scotsman enjoys the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls
"Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Rrrrun...... ye lazy bastard, rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls." The Scot stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, lad."

 

[Karalee]

:LOL: I thought it was pretty funny!

 

[ferny]

I think it's racial.







No way would a Scotsman pay to go anywhere, let alone to America.




*ducks*

 

[mrsid99]

It's good to hear the old ones again!

 

[aggiezach]

:lmao: Thanks for the laugh

 

[Uselessdreamer1]

haha nice one!!!

 

[karissa]

hahaha!!!!

 

[Lula]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

 

[Canon Fan]

Maybe I've created some uneeded cautiousness here recently but I laughed wildley at this one

 

[Mitica100]

Maybe I've created some uneeded cautiousness here recently but I laughed wildley at this one

Laughter cures everything. At least for me.