last time I'm posting ....

[lostprophet]

..... a joke as none of you like them


Went into a record shop and asked "Do you have anything by the Doors"?

The assistant said .....




































"Yes, a fire extinguisher and the alarm system

 

[Becky]

Last joke yeh right!

 

[Antarctican]

 

[zendianah]

 

[Jeff Canes]

Last joke yeh right!

 

[hawkeye]

oh boy


A ham sandwich walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here"

 

[kundalini]

Three pieces of string walk into a pub after a scuffle. The first two ask the barkeep for a pint of lager. He promptly replies that he doesn't serve pieces of string. The third request a shot of single malt, the barkeep scowls and asks if he isn't a piece of string as his mates. The third looks up and replies "Frayed knot".

 

[hawkeye]

bad jokes have to be really short.

At least in comparison, lp's are funny! lol

 

[hawkeye]

2 men walk in to a bar the 3rd man ducks

 

[kundalini]

bad jokes have to be really short.

I disagree. Some of the best worst joke I've ever heard could take up to a half hour to get to the punch line. Billy Connely as an example.

 

[hawkeye]

yeah, your right, they dont have to be short... it's just really annoying when they arent lol

I guess to me, bad jokes is like bad sex.... better short and bad than long and bad

 

[WillsGirl]

yeah, your right, they dont have to be short... it's just really annoying when they arent lol

I guess to me, bad jokes is like bad sex.... better short and bad than long and bad

sex should never be bad

 

[kundalini]

sex should never be bad

Sex is never bad. Even if I have to be with myself at the time.

 

[hawkeye]

sex should never be bad

shouldn't be, yes.

 

[ferny]

*sits and waits for Andy to tell the joke*