Lonely Friday Night Google Fun

[Ajay]

Take your answer from the first page of results.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Ashley needs an escape. (ain't that the truth)

2. Type in "[your name] looks like":

Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid that is. (crap, my secret is out!)

3. Type in "[your name] does":

Ashley does a jig. (yee-haw!)

4. Type in "[your name] hates":

Ashley hates Zac's girlfriend. (it's true, I always thought Kelly Kapowski was such a flake)

5: Type in "[your name] goes":

Ashley goes dark. (watch your backs!)

6.Type in "{your name} eats":

Ashley eats bananas. (Would be more accurate if it said Ashley is bananas)

7. Type in "[your name] has":

Ashley has no need for her uterus. (this is bad news for my future children)

8. Type in "[your name] will":

Ashley will have a small body all of her life. (WOOHOO!)

9: Type "[your name] has not":

Ashley has not succumbed to the temptations that new wealth can bring. (yes, I'll always remember the little people in my former life with fondness)

10. Type "[your name] said":

Ashley said yes! (I always do...)

 

[lostprophet]

1. Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy

2. Andy looks like a tool.

3. Andy Does Disney

4. Andy Hates Technology

5. Andy Goes Pop

6. Andy eats a Big Mac in one bite

7. Andy has a room to rent in a Flatshare in Manchester

8. Andy will win Wimbo

9. Andy has not appeared since his role in Child's Play 3 and his future is uncertain

10. Andy said he was "feeling a lot of love"

 

[flygning]

1. Victoria needs a new boob job tour! (HA!)
2. Victoria looks like a crack whore (oooh lordy this is going south quickly)
3. Victoria does not start in wet weather
4. Victoria hates being compared to Paris Hilton (who doesn't?)
5. Victoria goes dramatic at TomKat's Wedding (yeesh)
6. Victoria eats nachos on Flickr (eww)
7. Victoria has no secret! (finally!)
8. Victoria will clean up [her] act (I better after #1 and #2!)
9. Victoria has not sought funds from pharmaceutical companies (too bad really)
10. Victoria said "We are not amused" (I'm always amused!)

 

[Mullen]

1. Randall needs our help.

2. Randall looks like he sort of contraption some folks would refer to as a "Deadhead's Brainbasher"

3. Randall does Montreal.

4. Randall hates TMBG strictly on the basis that Spiraling Shape is claimed to be about the faking of the moon landing.

5. Randall goes berserk.

6. Randall eats copius amounts of pasta to maintain his Young Randallesque physique.

7. Randall has done a very good job in explaining all the required physics in terms of analogies, simple illustrations and so on.

8. Randall will be a good candidate to go there.

9. Randall has not sounded more rejuvenated on this yearning for love paean.

10. Randall said he tells anyone who asks that he has seven children, ...

 

[Antarctican]

1. 'Jeanne needs all the demons she can get'

2. 'Jeanne looks like a scary tranvestite prostitute with a needle'.

3. '(What) Jeanne does when she's drunk'

4. 'Jeanne hates to have her picture taken'

5: 'Jeanne goes to day treatment for memory problems and falls in love with a man who has lost his memory'

6.'Jeanne eats her Way through Las Vegas'

7. 'Jeanne has appeared on many television talk shows, including CNN's Larry King Live'

8. 'Jeanne will act ' The Maid of Honor'

9: 'Jeanne has not shown probable good cause for its failure to appear'

10. 'Jeanne said "Bertrand has a mistress; I catch him on the phone with her red-handed saying 'I love you.'

 

[nealjpage]

Scott needs nude models.

Scott looks like a chinese pig with worse facial hair.

Scott does cinnamon.

Scott hates woodcock + dukes.

Scott goes for the pole.

Scott eats a hot pepper.

Scott has impressed in the outfield.

Scott will bring peace to the world of rap.

Scott has not called his book a biography, but it is a biography.

Scott said they recently offered the part to “Juno” star Ellen Page.

 

[LaFoto]

Corinna needs to get determined and get my business going (what? whose business? why not my own?)

Hi Corinna, looks like you had a very good time, and the pictures are great. lol: sure they are, heehee)

Corinna does house blessings and clearings, weddings and ceremonies (erm :scratch: )

Corinna hates big butts (of course!)

Corinna goes to China (when?)

Corinna eats an apple (possible. Later during the day, ok?)

Corinna has cloud-burst in Hamburg (goodie, might look nice in the photo).

Corinna will be deleted in a week er: :cry: )

Corinna has not entered a shipping list. (Oops What ever for?)

"Finding information [about sex] is not the hardest thing in the world", Corinna said. :greenpbl:

 

[Ajay]

These are awesome!

Faves so far are:

Corinna hates big butts.

Scott will bring peace to the world of rap.

Jeanne eats her way through Las Vegas.

Randall eats copius amounts of pasta to maintain his Young Randallesque physique.

Andy looks like a tool. (hahaha)

Yay for reviving the thread everyone!

 

[brianne5499]

Bri-Anne

needs a little supervision every now and then (so far...not so good)

looks like an albino (great.)

does the blog thing (eh)

hates sitting there because she thinks it's more bumpy (which it is)

goes to a Parisian bistro where she again encounters Pierce and takes him back to his hotel when he's too drunk to...(NO, WAIT, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!)

eats burgers (yum)

has a chair stuck to her butt!!! (Hey! that's only true PART of the time!)

will receive about $10 million (awesome!)

has no friends (closest to NOT i could find on the first page)

says we are going to get married and have little Briannelettes


This was Fun!

 

[matt-l]

Matt needs to date a midget (i don't think i do)

Matt looks like The Hulk (HULK SMASH)

Matt Does Washington DC! (Meh...)

Matt hates the box (i do, i really don't like it.)

Matt Goes To Africa. Because America was just too easy.(i travel alot...)

Matt Eats banana peel (ewwww)

Matt Has just been nominated for the Toronto Independent Music Awards in TWO(No one would of guess'd it huh)

Matt Will be playing live on BT on the morning(only because i got nominated.)

Matt has not seen these apostate acts first-hand.(It's true )

Matt Said: about his role on the web spam team, he defined spam as sites that “rank higher than they deserve” (SPAM)

 

[spiffybeth]

Beth needs to measure the yarn

Beth looks like Gambit from X-Men

Beth does the TAP on a naughty pony

Beth hates breaking up

Beth goes retro

Beth eats cake

Beth has evolved to cover how to develop both your online "listening" skills and your discovery skills

Beth will be opening for the talented and joyful Billy Jonas.

Beth has not only lost a daughter but also a husband over this and you people that talk about her in a bad way, just remember “What Goes Around Comes Around” so be careful what you say

Beth said there are cops out front

 

[snehasmile]

Sneha needs sleep (oh i am so tired)

Sneha looks like a mirror image of Aishwarya Rai(do I really)

Sneha hates to wear mask because she knows it can't be removed without removing some of her skin (ooww)

Sneha goes in for a makeover (nice!)

Sneha eats Organic, gluten-free delicious foods (maybe)

Sneha has won a Filmfare Best Supporting Actress Award (wow)

Sneha will conduct HR audit in the client company and submit audit report on : a) HR Systems b) HR rules c) Labour Laws Compliance (what are you talking about)

Sneha has not set their biography yet (hmmm)

Sneha said, 'Oh c'mon Adi,don't be sucha buzzkill. I'm notfinnisssed,' (hehe)