I still like the concept of the morning paper photo ... and once you reshoot it, make sure to come and show us the new results, will you?
And I am glad you edited in the other two selfs, for it is always good to see people, and it is nice to meet you, Andrew! Is there any among these with which you would want to make yourself "immortal" in the "ArtsyFartsy Self Portrait"-thread in the Off Topics???