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And now, a few musician jokes:

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch. "Madam," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner."
The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
The man replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did."
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A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, "Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?"

The father said, "Two people? Let me look."

So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, "Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man."
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What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
One of them eventually matures and earns money.
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"Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?"
"So I can't see the agony of the audience."
 
haha!! :D Love these.... especially the one about the savings bond.... :sillysmi: I thought it was just the ones I know! :wink:
 
drlynn said:
Every guitarist's favorite:

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

Ahh... Don't get me started! :D

What do you call the two ladies on a tromobonist's arm?

Tatooes!
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What's the ideal weight of a conductor?

8 ounces, including the urn!
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You throw a conductor and a soprano off a tall building. Which one hits the ground first?

Who cares?!
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How do you make a soprano go inside a Volkswagen (bug)?

Put two twinkies on the dashboard and smear her with butter!
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I know, they're cruel... :D :D
 
drlynn said:
Every guitarist's favorite:

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.


ooooo, that one smarts! Some of the musicians I know would be lost without their drummers. But they've played together for 12 years and have this whole telephathy thing going on onstage, so I suppose they're outside the norm, anyway. :wink:
 

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