My balogna has a first name, it's S P A M!

handphones · Jul 17, 2006

Hello Mr/Mrs,
We sell brand new phones and ipods in our store,try us today and trial will convince you.place you order now,its just 48hrs delivery through fedex.
This are the list of products we have in store below:
NOKIA PRODUCTS
NOKIA COMMUNICATOR 9300------$200USD
NOKIA COMMUNICATOR 9500------$220USD
NOKIA N70--------------------$180USD
NOKIA N90--------------------$200USD
NOKIA 8800-------------------$200USD
NOKIA 6111-------------------$120USD
NOKIA 6270-------------------$140USD
NOKIA 6260-------------------$140USD
NOKIA 7370-------------------$150USD
NOKIA 9300I------------------$230USD
NOKIA 3250-------------------$230USD
NOKIA N93-------------------$250USD
MOTOROLA PRODUCTS
MOTOROLA E680----------------$170USD
MOTOROLA L6------------------$100USD
MOTOROLA L7 SILVER-----------$160USD
MOTOROLA V3I-----------------$180USD
MOTOROLA V-535---------------$170USD
MOTOROLA V3 RAZOR------------$160USD
SAMSUNG D500-----------------$170USD
SAMSUNG X700-----------------$170USD
SAMSUNG E760-----------------$180USD
SAMSUNG D600-----------------$190USD
SAMSUNG X700-----------------$180USD
SONY ERICSSON PRODUCTS
K700I------------------------$150USD
W550I------------------------$10USD
W800I------------------------$190USD
ipod video 30GB $130USD
Ipod video 60GB. $190USD
Apple iPod nano Media Player 2GB -- $100
Apple iPod nano Media Player 4GB -- $130
Apple iPod nano Media Player 6GB -- $190
I-MATE PRODUCT
I-MATE JAM-IN POCKET PC----------------$200USD
I-MATE JASJAS POCKET PC----------------$250USD
I-MATE PDA-N GPS PAD-------------------$190USD
BLACK BERRY----------------------------$250USD
NEXTEL PRODUCTS
NEXTEL 1930 JUST FOR...$120USD
NEXTEL i870at JUST FOR ..$140usd
NEXTEL i450 JUST FOR ..90usd
NEXTEL 1860 JUST FOR ..$110USD
1 year warranty for every phone sold out to
Our costumers.
So you can contact us at via email address listed below:
BigFatSpammer@SpamsALot.com

P.S. My mommy and daddy didn't hold me enough as a child.

Arch · Jul 17, 2006

All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy
All spam and no play makes arch a dull boy

Corry · Jul 17, 2006

Oooh, Wow! Sounds interesting!

mysteryscribe · Jul 17, 2006

When I came home long ago, I saved my last bullet for the man who invented spam (The food). Looks as though I should have saved two.

hot shot · Jul 17, 2006

mmmmm spam uck

JJP · Jul 17, 2006

LMAO! I actually LOL'd at the edits. :lol:

:lmao:

:lmao:

clarinetJWD · Jul 17, 2006

hahaha...that's good.

poor boy, though...no affection from his parents...

darin3200 · Jul 17, 2006

I wanted a RAZR

nealjpage · Jul 21, 2006

mysteryscribe said:
When I came home long ago, I saved my last bullet for the man who invented spam (The food). Looks as though I should have saved two.

i love spam (the food). guess that's what happens when family members make it.... :lol:

by the way, you were too late. jay hormel, the guy that invented it, died in 1954. just FYI

nealjpage · Jul 21, 2006

oh, yeah. i'm glad i didn't see my phone on that list. i'd be pretty upset if i could've bought it for less:lmao:

mysteryscribe · Jul 21, 2006

During a very heavy monsoon rain, I had spam and eggs fried spam and even spam stew for a week nothing but spam. I was offered a bit of spam in a supermarket the new barbequed flavor or it was new then. It was all i could do not to ***** slap the little old grey haired lady.