Goodness, how did "critique" ever happen before the advent of digital photography?
A real critique takes time, and should be done verbally - in this forum, that means, written. Just because the viewer now has the ability to rearrange pixels to satisfy their own vision of what would improve an image doesn't automatically mean that is THE WAY TO CRITIQUE - and somehow, a photographer who prefers
not to have his image rearranged in such a manner is considered the lazy one!
Critique 101:
* A critique is not about pointing out what is wrong with an image. A good critique will analyze the photograph, point out its strengths as well as its weaknesses, and respond to the image from an individual perspective.
* Offer a response to the technical aspects: exposure (over/under/just right), focus (subject in focus, too soft, or perfect for the subject), and DOF: deep, shallow, appropriate for the subject? And lighting: too harsh, soft, is it enhancing or detracting from the shot?
* Offer a response on composition: is the crop appropriate, or should there be more/less back or foreground? Rule of thirds: does the subject placement work? Are there lines that work within the image, lead out, or give a balanced feel? Is there texture, pattern, or shape that is pleasing?
* Mood or feel: can the viewer tell the photographer's intent? Does the mood fit the image - is it successful to you, the viewer? Is it making a statement, telling a story, conveying emotion?
* Accept that your interpretation as a viewer is only ONE interpretation, and it may differ from the photographer's - or the next viewer. Do you really have any insight to offer? If so, will it engage other interpretations?
I don't want my images edited because most of what I post, when I do post, are alternative processes. My images are considered complete when I post them, and while I will always value a real critique, offered in the spirit of support and following the guidelines above, I welcome them. But I will never be happy with anyone who helps themselves to my image to move pixels around and then slap it back on this forum, saying, "There. Better. Now go figure it out, and do it this way if you want to be taken seriously." Which seems to be all that is being suggested in the way of help, with perhaps a mini-tutorial on photo editing software thrown in via PM. Big whoop.
If anyone would like to truly take the time to evaluate a work and offer critique, these guidelines might be helpful. Otherwise, it reads more like children arguing over paint by numbers around here.

Sorry - just my two cents.