AlanKlein
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Fresh meat and old lady reminds me of the joke about the old lady who went to the butcher to buy some chop meat.
"I want to buy a pound of chop meat? How much is it" she asked the butcher.
"Well," said the butcher, "it's $4 a pound but we don;t have any left right now."
So the old lady leaves the shop walks down the street to a second butcher shop.
"Do you have a pound of chop meat and how much is it?" She asks the second butcher.
"Oh," said butcher #2. "We have plenty of chop meat and it's $5 a pound."
The old lady grimaced, "$5 a pound? The other butcher only wanted $4 a pound."
"Well," said the second butcher. "When we're out of chop meat we only charge $3 a pound!"
"I want to buy a pound of chop meat? How much is it" she asked the butcher.
"Well," said the butcher, "it's $4 a pound but we don;t have any left right now."
So the old lady leaves the shop walks down the street to a second butcher shop.
"Do you have a pound of chop meat and how much is it?" She asks the second butcher.
"Oh," said butcher #2. "We have plenty of chop meat and it's $5 a pound."
The old lady grimaced, "$5 a pound? The other butcher only wanted $4 a pound."
"Well," said the second butcher. "When we're out of chop meat we only charge $3 a pound!"