question and answer... in reverse

[carlita]

i recently saw this done on another forum and it cracked me up so i figured we could have some fun with it ourselves. we're fun people, right?? :thumbsup:

it's simple... here's how it works. i'll start off by posting a random answer. the next person that posts on this thread should come up with a QUESTION to which my post could have been the answer. they will also post their own new random answer... as each person after them will do as well. here's an example from the other forum:

(first person)Answer: Jack in the Box


(second person)Question: What's the name of that toy that intentionally scares small children with a clown that springs out toward their face at an unexpected moment?
Answer: Eleven pairs of socks.


(third person)Question: What's that down your pants?
Answer: A toadstool.


(fourth person)Question: what did sam tell gandalf NOT to turn him onto (in the book)?


etc.

so, each person's answer corresponds to the next person's question. trust me... it can get REALLY funny! so be creative! (hopefully i explained it well enough. :?) i'll start...



Answer: marshmallows

 

[Darfion]

Have you ever stuffed anything down your bra? If so with what?


Answer: Athletes foot

 

[metroshane]

the measure of Kobi's unit. similar to a baker's dozen.

hot dog eating contest.

 

[carlita]

what's the second thing that comes to mind when you hear the term "sausage fest"?



ANSWER: tweezers

 

[manda]

What is your favourite pleasure tool?

Answer: Black Boots

 

[oriecat]

What would a ruby red cowgirl never be seen in?





A can of WD-40

 

[metroshane]

R2D2 Porn.




Answer: Diaper Genie

 

[carlita]

what do you get if you rub the side of the diaper pail?





ANSWER: mud pies

 

[Darfion]

What sort of pies can't you eat?



Answer: Shatter proof

 

[mrsid99]

What's a leakproof diaper called?


Answer: Anal retentive

 

[Darfion]

Pssst! mrsid! your question is supposed to relate to my answer.

Just thought I'd clear that up :roll:

 

[metroshane]

What's the President of Oxy 10's favorite saying?






Answer: Asianto para bano.

 

[mrsid99]

Pssst! mrsid! your question is supposed to relate to my answer.

Just thought I'd clear that up :roll:

I thought it did...it's supposed to be a pun on "shatterproof" get it?
Well they can't all be gems!

 

[Kuristopha]

Question:
How do you say "i'm the toilet's love child in spanish?"


Answer:
gummy bears