School absences??

[Mitica100]

These are actual school absences (supposedly) from parents, including the spelling:

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

*Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheres by very close veins.

*Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

*I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

 

[aggiezach]

:lmao:

Those are great.


Zach

 

[mrsid99]

Thanks yet again Mitica!
This was my favorite: "*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. "

 

[ferny]

*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

:lmao:

 

[terri]

These are too good.....

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

:scratch:

:LOL:

 

[NakedAnt]

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

:shock:

 

[Jeff Canes]

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.


*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around,her father even got hot last night.

:roll:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

In my career as a teacher (quiet at the back!) I have seen and heard many things. The best excuse for an absence I ever got was a letter from a boy's father:
'John wasn't in school yesterday because he couldn't be ars*d!'
Gave him 10 out of 10 for honesty...

 

[Aga]

*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

:LOL:

 

[mentos_007]

hahahaha too funny