sick of haiku? Try a limerick

Ice · Feb 16, 2006

What's all this fuss about learning?
All textbooks we should start burning!
Let's sit on the shore,
and food, let's fish for!
Anyone else share in this yearning?

jocose · Mar 22, 2006

With so many new names
Lets restart the game
A lim jocose
Or anything close
And your poems will bring you fame

jocose · Mar 27, 2006

There once was a woman from Skye
And some things she wanted to try
Franks and beans
And all kinds of creams
and for desert had pie

jocose · Jul 7, 2006

I seem to be back in the game
and need to live up to my name.
I'll try, and I'll try
and try to revive
this thread that brought me fame!

jocose · Jul 7, 2006

Firemen ignite her flame.
Firemen to extinguish her pain.
Their helmets and hoses,
could curl her toeses.
Firemen prayed for rain.

jocose · Jul 10, 2006

There once was a bloke named Ryan
Who got all the boys a-sighing
For Ladies said "wowzers"
When they looked in his trousers
He was hung like a mountain lion

jocose · Oct 31, 2006

She came from the island of Rasm
When touched on the neck would spasm
When she danced on the pole
She lost control
And let out a screaming orgasm

Corry · Oct 31, 2006

You're so dirty! :greenpbl:

Torus34 · Oct 31, 2006

'There was a young lad from Perdue
whose limericks stopped at line 2.'

'There once was a gal from Verdun'

jocose · Nov 3, 2006

The man's talents allowed
for him to be so proud
A cunning linguist
and an able pianist
He could play to any crowd

BoblyBill · Nov 6, 2006

This thread is quite the place
It has put a smile on my face
Hail to the king
Jocose, you have the thing
We are all inferior in this case

*wipes sweat from my brow*

clarinetJWD · Nov 13, 2006

OK...so there's this deal a day site called Stootsi that runs contests; this one is for the best "Box of Fun". I decided the best course of action was to write a Haiku, a Limerick, and a Sonnet. 2 of the three have no place here, but the limerick is for the site admin, Corbo.

I'm writing this limerick for you
To make sure my box makes me "woo!"
This isn't a threat
But, Corbo, expect
My vengeance if you send me poo.

Corry · Nov 13, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
OK...so there's this deal a day site called Stootsi that runs contests; this one is for the best "Box of Fun". I decided the best course of action was to write a Haiku, a Limerick, and a Sonnet. 2 of the three have no place here, but the limerick is for the site admin, Corbo.

I'm writing this limerick for you
To make sure my box makes me "woo!"
This isn't a threat
But, Corbo, expect
My vengeance if you send me poo.

You should find the haiku thread and post your haiku in it.

And I bet you'll win that contest.