mysteryscribe
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THIS IS FICTION I THINK.
Camping for me is a way to make it to more festivals. Since I seldom sell anything, I can't afford a two hundred dollar motel bill. That would be in addition to a fifty dollar a day food habit. I mean, hell if you are staying in a motel you don't want to eat at Mcdonald's. You want to eat with all the other ARTISTS.
So camping out became the logical move for me. The Apple Knocker Festival was held in a small town in West Virginia. I didn't know they even grew apples in West Virginia. I found the county park on line. It took some doing, but I found that the county where the Apple Knocker Festival was held, had a small park which allowed camping during special occasions. I emailed to make sure the Apple Knocker was special enough. It was.
When I arrived on Friday afternoon, I fell in line at the park rangers desk. It wasn't much of a line actually. I was behind the only other person there.
"What do you mean you don't have electric hookups."
"This isn't usually a campground. We are just allowing campers to use the picnic spaces tonight. They don't have any facilities at all. There are bathrooms here at the ranger station, but no shower or anything like that."
"Well I can do without the shower, but I can't stay here if you don't have electricity. I need it to charge my camera batteries."
"Like I said, I'm sorry but we don't have any place for you to do that. There isn't even a conventional outside plug for our tools. All the plugs are for 220v appliances."
"I never heard of such a thing. Didn't anybody tell you hicks that everything runs on batteries now. Batteries have to be charged. If you want to take pictures you have to have power."
"Not always," I piped in.
"Really, who the hell are you?"
The would be camper was beginning to p*** me off. He was holding me up for no reason. They were not going to install a power supply for him that night. I handed him my card with a smile.
"Name is Deacon, and I'm a retro photographer." I could see he didn't have a clue. "You know like Edward Weston." Still no recognition. "Ansel Adams," I tried. He still seemed to be lost but fuming as well. "How about Matthew Brady? You have heard of him right?"
"No, I haven't and I wasn't talking to you anyway."
"Actually you were. You asked me who the hell I was. I was just explaining. I shoot cameras that don't have batteries. No power at all, unless you count a spring as power."
"You can't make a decent picture like that," he advised me.
"You know, I'm glad you told me that. I have been wondering for 40 years what I was doing wrong."
"You're some kind of smart ass. If you wasn't a foolish old man I'd kick your butt."
"If I weren't a foolish old man, I would never have tried to explain anything to an idiot."
The ranger stood up and the man left.
"So, you are the Deacon, I got your email here somewhere. You got a small camper right?"
"Yes sir and the only thing I need is some peace and quiet."
"I'm putting you by the family picnic shelter. I don't usually put anyone there, but if you will pull your camper out of the way in the morning you can stay there."
"That's no problem at all."
"If you got an extension cord there is a plug on the inside wall about two feet from the floor. We let the kids dance there on holiday weekends." He grinned at me as he handed me the hand drawn map of the park.
The end.
Camping for me is a way to make it to more festivals. Since I seldom sell anything, I can't afford a two hundred dollar motel bill. That would be in addition to a fifty dollar a day food habit. I mean, hell if you are staying in a motel you don't want to eat at Mcdonald's. You want to eat with all the other ARTISTS.
So camping out became the logical move for me. The Apple Knocker Festival was held in a small town in West Virginia. I didn't know they even grew apples in West Virginia. I found the county park on line. It took some doing, but I found that the county where the Apple Knocker Festival was held, had a small park which allowed camping during special occasions. I emailed to make sure the Apple Knocker was special enough. It was.
When I arrived on Friday afternoon, I fell in line at the park rangers desk. It wasn't much of a line actually. I was behind the only other person there.
"What do you mean you don't have electric hookups."
"This isn't usually a campground. We are just allowing campers to use the picnic spaces tonight. They don't have any facilities at all. There are bathrooms here at the ranger station, but no shower or anything like that."
"Well I can do without the shower, but I can't stay here if you don't have electricity. I need it to charge my camera batteries."
"Like I said, I'm sorry but we don't have any place for you to do that. There isn't even a conventional outside plug for our tools. All the plugs are for 220v appliances."
"I never heard of such a thing. Didn't anybody tell you hicks that everything runs on batteries now. Batteries have to be charged. If you want to take pictures you have to have power."
"Not always," I piped in.
"Really, who the hell are you?"
The would be camper was beginning to p*** me off. He was holding me up for no reason. They were not going to install a power supply for him that night. I handed him my card with a smile.
"Name is Deacon, and I'm a retro photographer." I could see he didn't have a clue. "You know like Edward Weston." Still no recognition. "Ansel Adams," I tried. He still seemed to be lost but fuming as well. "How about Matthew Brady? You have heard of him right?"
"No, I haven't and I wasn't talking to you anyway."
"Actually you were. You asked me who the hell I was. I was just explaining. I shoot cameras that don't have batteries. No power at all, unless you count a spring as power."
"You can't make a decent picture like that," he advised me.
"You know, I'm glad you told me that. I have been wondering for 40 years what I was doing wrong."
"You're some kind of smart ass. If you wasn't a foolish old man I'd kick your butt."
"If I weren't a foolish old man, I would never have tried to explain anything to an idiot."
The ranger stood up and the man left.
"So, you are the Deacon, I got your email here somewhere. You got a small camper right?"
"Yes sir and the only thing I need is some peace and quiet."
"I'm putting you by the family picnic shelter. I don't usually put anyone there, but if you will pull your camper out of the way in the morning you can stay there."
"That's no problem at all."
"If you got an extension cord there is a plug on the inside wall about two feet from the floor. We let the kids dance there on holiday weekends." He grinned at me as he handed me the hand drawn map of the park.
The end.