Starsigns

'Daniel' · Feb 22, 2006

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

If thats supposed to be the opposite description to me it's correct.

clarinetJWD · Feb 22, 2006

TAURUS (Apr 23 - May 22)

You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist!

And I thought these were total bull****!

mentos_007 · Feb 22, 2006

PISCES (Feb 23 - Mar 22)

You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but **** off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

hahah thanks

MommyOf4Boys · Feb 22, 2006

Virgo -
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

I tried being a pimp once, but my co-workers quit because they got sick of my ****-picking attitude.