Darfion
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18 months ago, I upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mate 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run girlfriend 1.0 with the sound off.
To make matters worse, girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as lads night out 3.1, football 4.5, and playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run girlfriend 1.2 and girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be up graded to wife 1.0 while wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2006.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made we automatically stored in wife 1.0s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary; explorer and Email filter and can, without warning, launch TurboShop and multi-Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop up called MotherInLaw, which cant be turned off.
Recently Ive been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006; it tends to delete all your money before uninstalling itself.
To make matters worse, girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as lads night out 3.1, football 4.5, and playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run girlfriend 1.2 and girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be up graded to wife 1.0 while wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2006.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made we automatically stored in wife 1.0s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary; explorer and Email filter and can, without warning, launch TurboShop and multi-Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop up called MotherInLaw, which cant be turned off.
Recently Ive been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006; it tends to delete all your money before uninstalling itself.
I've read something similar to this before, but it's hilarious.
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