The Dr. GoM Thread

Corry · Nov 15, 2006

GoM said:
Only one way you'd know about that, m'lady. Checked your throat lately?

Yup...sure have. Smoooooooooth as a baby's rear.

You really don't remember the things you tell me when you're drunk, do you?

GoM · Nov 15, 2006

core_17 said:
Yup...sure have. Smoooooooooth as a baby's rear.

You really don't remember the things you tell me when you're drunk, do you?

I wonder if you remember the things you do to me when you're drunk, however?

Anyway, I do believe we're getting off topic, madamme?

Corry · Nov 15, 2006

GoM said:
I wonder if you remember the things you do to me when you're drunk, however?

Anyway, I do believe we're getting off topic, madamme?

Damn those roofie coladas!

Jeff Canes · Nov 15, 2006

Dr Gom, Am I the only one that thinks things are slow on TPF lately?

BoblyBill · Nov 16, 2006

So which came first the chicken or the egg? Or was it a dog?

Don Simon · Nov 17, 2006

Dr GoM,

Do you know the way to San José?

GoM · Nov 18, 2006

Jeff Canes - No, I think it is..but..that's because I've been busy *flicks the shades*

BoblyBill - It was actually a chipmunk. What he did is he carried two eggs in his mouth, out of one emerged a dog, and the other, a chicken. One was male, one was female. Ever thought you resembled a barnyard on certain days? well...

ZaphodB - Actually, I do. Starting in London, Ontario I go down Highway 401 to Detroit, take I-94 down past Chicago where it turns into I-80, take that through Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, down through to Salt Lake City where it turns into I-84, turning back into I-80 past the Great Salt Lake, snaking through Nebraska before heading south at Reno, passing through Sacramento, stopping in San Fran and ending up in sunny San Jose 4 or 5 days after I left.

Alex_B · Nov 18, 2006

Dr GoM,

I am desperate, don't know what to do! I want to have lunch now, but ... but ... I ran out of the most important spice: pepper! Just dicovered no!

What shall I do?

Please help me!

Alex_B · Nov 18, 2006

.. oh, and happy birthday Dr GoM

Antarctican · Nov 18, 2006

How should a young guy, who attends a 'country club' university and likes to have fun, celebrate his birthday in proper style? And did you do that today? Hmmm?

(Happy birthday, Dr. GoM)

skyonfire · Nov 18, 2006

Dr. Gom,

Happy B-day! My question is the same as Antarctican's.. what plans do you have for today?

GoM · Nov 18, 2006

Alex-B : In Germany, you live within several hours of France. In England, you live within several hours of France. Hop on a train and get your ass to baguette and cheese territory, you don't need no pepper spice for lunch

Antarctican : Well, I'm working 1-9:30 today, and anyone here I'd want to spend the day with are out of town. So, I think I'll be getting drunk tonight with only one or two others, then posting the obligatory embarrassing MSN messages to the girlfriend. Can't wait!

Though next weekend I'm back in Toronto, for the family + friends + girlfriend thing, so that'll be a bit more..fun

Skyonfire - Thanks for the well-wishes