The good, the bad and the ugly

ferny · Oct 28, 2004

>>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

>>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

>>Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

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>>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

>>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

>>Ugly: You're in them

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>>Good: Your husband understands fashion

>>Bad: He's a cross-dresser

>>Ugly: He looks better than you

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>>Good: Your son's finally maturing

>>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

>>Ugly: So are you

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>>Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter

>>Bad: She keeps interrupting

>>Ugly: With corrections

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>>Good: Your wife's not talking to you

>>Bad: She wants a divorce

>>Ugly: She's a lawyer

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>>Good: The postman's early

>>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

>>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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>>Good: Your daughter got a new job

>>Bad: As a hooker

>>Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

>>Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

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>>Good: You're son is dating someone new

>>Bad: It's another man

>>Ugly: He's your best friend

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>>Good: You're wife is pregnant.

>>Bad: It's triplets

>>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.