The "not about alex" thread

[darin3200]

And over here we call it American :mrgreen:

Just remember that the national language of the US was very nearly German. It lost in Congress by 1 vote.

We just out all the uncessary letters to save time, such as color.

German?!

 

[Alexandra]

Ok, this has nothing to do with anything, but I didn't want to start a new thread.... I was looking for info on zorkis and found this site
http://www.btinternet.com/~stowupland/index.htm
And found this to be funny
Quote:
When things go wrong the internet does not appear to be giving the customer any control they are just bombarded with a smoke screen of html. No human contact is possible which gives all the power to the seller. This just fuels the tyranny that is inherent in the logic of the techno-industrial internet society. The one thing that is constant in humanity is that the vast majority of people tend to be dishonest in every aspect of our lives, the one exception being with friends.

Lol, this is funny, but I don't get the point of it. Is the one who wrote this claiming that he honnestly sells zorkis or what? But I like the feeling of deep rebellion against nothing, here.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

We just out all the uncessary letters to save time, such as color.

And here's the rest of the World thinking that it was because you can't spell.

German?!

Sounds like a typical Government cover-up to me

 

[bace]

aah, you're of the shy ones... we'll take care of that.

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Not really shy. Just insecure about my enigma.

It's gained a few extra pounds over the holidays.

 

[Alexandra]

Sounds like a typical Government cover-up to me

It is. The original vote was between English and ancient Aztec.


...It's like those pics they supposedly shot on the moon. All fake. They were actually shot on a studio set-up on Mars.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...It's like those pics they supposedly shot on the moon. All fake. They were actually shot on a studio set-up on Mars.

It would have to be because in reality there is no moon!
It's all a fake made out of fabric and balsa wood, lit by torches - and it's only 30 feet across. It looks far away through a clever optical illusion (and possibly the use of mirrors).

 

[darin3200]

It would have to be because in reality there is no moon!
It's all a fake made out of fabric and balsa wood, lit by torches - and it's only 30 feet across. It looks far away through a clever optical illusion (and possibly the use of mirrors).

NO! It's not true, it can't be. Lies, dirty lies!

 

[Alexandra]

It would have to be because in reality there is no moon!
It's all a fake made out of fabric and balsa wood, lit by torches - and it's only 30 feet across. It looks far away through a clever optical illusion (and possibly the use of mirrors).

That would mean that "dark side of the moon" is a genious song built on lies?

How about eclipses?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

How about eclipses?

Mass hallucination

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That would mean that "dark side of the moon" is a genious song built on lies?

'The String And Wire Side Of The Moon' didn't have the same ring to it

 

[Alexandra]

...then i guess i can't say "see you there"

...and i also guess i'm not really lunatic.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...then i guess i can't say "see you there"

Well you can - but it's going to be tricky.

And before anyone asks, tides are caused by armies of trained shrimp pushing the water about.

 

[Alexandra]

And before anyone asks, tides are caused by armies of trained shrimp pushing the water about.

A day will come when the great nation of shrimps will get into rebellion.

...they've already started, i guess. hence the tsunamis

 

[Verbal]

A day will come when the great nation of shrimps will get into rebellion.

...they've already started, i guess. hence the tsunamis

:lmao: this thread is golden

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...they've already started, i guess. hence the tsunamis

That was just the crabs practicing - they are going to apply for the job because the shrimps are revolting.