stsinner
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I spent some time in the Navy. My advice is "don't" but if you insist, go Air Force. Had I gone Air Force there is a good chance I would have done 20.
I don't know.. I'm kinda all for manhood.. Our barracks on Fort Devens was right next-door to the Air Force barracks.. I dated an Air Force chick, and their barracks were kind of disgusting to a guy..
We had pretty nice barracks, with nice shiny floors and running water, etc.. We got up every morning and did our chores, which rotated through the 4 platoons living in the building. We buffed floors, cleaned bathrooms, etc.. The Air Force? They had carpet in their hallways, so they vacuumed their floors in the morning and also got paid $150 per month, "Substandard Housing Allowance.." to live in identical barracks that we were living in, but with carpet.. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.. We were glad to not be sleeping on the ground in tents.
If you're a super nerd and just want to reap the benefits the government is offering, go Air Force, but if you have any testosterone in this anti-testosterone day and age in which we live and want to be a real man and get a good education, Army, Marines or, if you must, Navy.. I've been good friends with all three, and my opinion is as follows:
Army: Good all-around person. Disciplined, fit and self-reliant. Well educated and able to think on his feet.
Marines: Killing machine, plain and simple.. My dad is a Marine, and at 66 I wouldn't test him.. They are fit, ready to fight, fearless and fierce patriots. Men and women deserving of great respect. First ones into battle and last ones out.. And they never leave a man behind-watch Blackhawk Down.. Good chance you'll see combat.
Navy: Men that spend months on a boat or submarine together.. But really, not one of the tougher military branches, but basic training is tough.. They do silly stuff like provide bars for you to slide your mess-hall tray along but insist that you don't let your tray touch it for fear of messing up its polish job.. Good education opportunities and very little chance you'll die..
Air Force: Nerds.. Not real tough at all, not really a military lifestyle, but a comfy branch of service where your needs and desires are catered to. You get better treatment than the other three branches of military, but if you can look in the mirror at night, you realize that you should have done the manly thing and joined the Army or Marines..
Don't get me wrong-we need nerds.. We need the supremo Super Bowl shows and the weapons designers and such, but we're leaning more heavily toward nerd in this country than we are real man, and it's starting to get scary..
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