this made me laugh, so i thought i'd share.

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a friend of mine e-mailed me today and was telling me all about all his girl troubles. he was describing this one girl to me and i thought the way he explained her was quite funny... if a little geeky, but still!

Then there is the girl who likes me that I am not too sure about. She is pretty and sweet, but I swear her mind just isn't all in there. She isn't dumb, just, well, there seems to be a bad connection, like a computer that you've had for five years and never defragged.

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She isn't dumb, just, well, there seems to be a bad connection, like a computer that you've had for five years and never defragged.

:lmao:

Now that's just brilliant, imho.
 

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I obviously don't know either of the characters involved but I do think it's a brilliant description.
 

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i have met some girls like that in my lifetime :lol:
 

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Defragging is putting all your files back in contiguous order on your Hard drive. Your computers Hard disk has sectors on it, they are way too small to store all the bits of your data in one chunk, so it separates your file into many pieces. As your computer saves information, your hard drive spins faster then it can write data, so it saves your data in chunks like this....

Finance sheet, porno picture, rest of finance sheet, rest of porno picture, game data, MS word, more porn picture, more finance sheet, more MS Word, more porn, more porn, more porn, more porn, more MS word, Some Internet favorites, More MS word, www.seex.com, more MS Word, www.thephotoforum.com, More porno picture, my photos, more game data, www.thisisconfusing.com, more porno picture, etc. etc. etc.

To defragg your computer is to put all these files back in contiguous order like this.....
Finance sheet, more finance sheet, more finance sheet, porn piture, more porno picture, more porno picture, more porno picture, MS word, more MS word, more MS word, more MS word, more MS word, Internet favorites, www.seex.com, www.thephotoforum.com, www.thisislessconfusing.com., game data, etc.

To put your files back in order (defrag) is to help your computer serch for files faster, thereby in theory speeding up your computer. When i worked in a repair lab at Intel, i once got someones machine that was 97% fragged, (according to windows), i never seen anything so bad, the guy tells me, yeah its been running kind of slow, do you know why? It took like 4 minutes for it to boot up. Every time i tried to open something it locked up, every time i tried to defrag it, it would lock up.

OMG i just relized something, i am the biggest dork in the world!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

God i am glad i am no longer a computer science major!
 

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