To Our Team of Math Nerds

[MommyOf4Boys]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

 

[clarinetJWD]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

So...when someone telld you to give 110%, what exactly do they want you to do!?

 

['Daniel']

Ass kiss some bull****?

Too coarse?

 

[JTHphoto]

that's funny...

A store owner once told me that he was "a million percent positive" that there was enough money in his account...

a million percent... that's a lot of BS and ass kissing...

 

[malachite]

I've seen that one before, always funny. I did hear (read) a new one recently though I got a kick out of:

There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary. Those who can, and those who cannot.......

Michael.........paying his quarterly visit to TPF

 

[Corry]

I've seen that one before, always funny. I did hear (read) a new one recently though I got a kick out of:

There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary. Those who can, and those who cannot.......

Michael.........paying his quarterly visit to TPF

Are you sure thats how that joke goes?

 

[malachite]

Are you sure thats how that joke goes?

Not really, but close enough.............