Useless movie quotes thread . . .

[Canon Fan]

Just thought about all the useless movie quotes I have rolling around in my head and thought it might make a fun thread. I guess for those who post we should probably at least know either the actor who said it or the movie it was from huh? :mrgreen:

Here goes . . .

It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?

from: The Blues Brothers

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**.

from :Back To The Future

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[Nikon Fan]

Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool...really...(bangs bottles together)...stop lookin at me swan! -Billy Madison

Big Gulps alright...-Dumb and Dumber

I'm training to be a cage fighter- Napoleon Dynamite

 

[MDowdey]

Captain John Miller: "The Statue of Liberty is kaput - that's disconcerting."
--Saving Private Ryan

Ron Burgundy: "You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
Veronica Corningstone: "You look like a blueberry!"
Ron Burgundy: "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"
Veronica Corningstone: "Well you... have bad hair!"
--Anchorman


md

 

[Canon Fan]

HAHA! Good ones.

Snooty Waiter: "Yes, how would you like your steak, cooked . . ."

Pepper: "Well lets see, kill it, wipe it's ass and plop it down on a plate"

The Cowboy Way

 

[Tatiana]

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Parley! Parley!"
Pintel: "Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up Parley!"
Captain Jack Sparrow: "That would be the French."

Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.

 

[Big Mike]

I am Jack's cold sweat.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

The things you own end up owning you.

We just had a near life experience.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

and finally...
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

all from FIGHT CLUB

 

[MDowdey]

ahh mike....good call...



"i wanted to destroy something beautiful"

"you are not your F**King khakis"

"marla...shes like the wound on the inside of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tounging it"

md

 

[tempra]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Micheal Caine in the Italian Job

 

[MDowdey]

Lamont: "I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear"--American History X


md

 

[Canon Fan]

"You think I'm funny? What funny how? Like a clown? Like I'm here to amuse you? How the f*ck am I funny?" - Good Fellas

"You gotta be kidding me bustin my balls over a .3+ blue shift! The next time I come back that thing better be belching fire!" - One Hour Photo

 

[mad_malteaser]

The Crow
Albrecht: I thought you were invincible!
Eric Draven: Well I was, but I'm not anymore.
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The Usual Suspects
Keaton: His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus: Verbal?
Keaton: Yeah.
Verbal: Roger, really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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There's Something About Mary
Mary's Step-father: Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!
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I could go on like this all day! I love movie trivia!

 

[Bimmie]

- "It's stuck in his rectum."

* "Should we use lubricant?"

- "No, there's no time for lubricant."

0 "There's always time for lubricant!"

From Evolution


FUBAR
Saving Private Ryan

"We need some spare parts for a car."

"I can deliver your spare parts but it will take 2 weeks."

"2 weeks? I need 'em now! Why 2 weeks?"

"Because everyone waits 2 weeks..that's equal."

"Ok, uh, oh do you have some Dapper Dan?"

"We only sell Fop. I can order Dapper Dan put it will take 2 weeks."

"But I don't want no damn Fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man."

"Please don't curse in this store sir..."

"..."

"..."

"I'll have some of those hairnets."

-Oh Brother where art thou?-

 

[Xmetal]

Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

One for Private Dowdey

Private Reiben: Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I mean **** I bet even the Captain's got a mother! Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

A boys best friend is his mother - Norman Bates in Psycho.

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

Guard: Look Out! It's Got a sword!
Guard Commander: You idiot, we've all got swords!
- Aladdin


John Conner: The cops are outside!
Sarah Conner: How many?
John Conner: All of them I think
- Terminator 2

Sean Connery: Ain't that just like a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight
- Untouchables