Swing chair.
There's a total of one Google result for "linked eye hooks" and I don't think it applies. I'm guessing it's a home made plant hanger.
Swing chair.
A hanging case for your Stradivarius
Swing chair.
A hanging case for your Stradivarius
A hanging case for your Stradivarius
Wow, not a porch swing?? Okay, then…a blackboard suspended from the ceiling?
I unfortunatly don't have one of those... it lives under the umbrella of "art" but isn't an instrument.
Birdhouse?
I unfortunatly don't have one of those... it lives under the umbrella of "art" but isn't an instrument.
Me neither. I usually keep mine in a case on top of my car.
Xylophone? The kind used for art that doesn't really look like one?
The more hints you give, the less capable I become of even rendering a guess.
But on the other hand… that sentence, "I suppose you could slam it into the ground…but you can do that with a cat as well"…was well worth the entertainment value to keep reading these hints.
marionette?