What's in a car's name?

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ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bavarian Money Waster
(Backwards) Waste My Bucks
Break My Wallet

BUICK
Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off

CADILLAC
Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
(CHEVY) Can't Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DAEWOO
Da Awful Experience Was Owning One
Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others

DODGE
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI
First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible

FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Flips Over, Read Directions
First On Recall Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
(Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(Backwards) Don't Ride On Firestones

GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Garage Man's Companion
General Motors Cashcow
Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity

HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Angry
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition
Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential

ISUZU
Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely

JAGUAR
Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off

JEEP
Just Expect Endless Problems
Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
Just Empty Every Pocket

KIA
Korea's Incompetence Amazing

LAND ROVER
Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road

LEXUS
Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile's Ultimate Score

LINCOLN
Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA
Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES-BENZ
Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy

MERCURY
Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday
Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky

MITSUBISHI
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

NISSAN
No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC
Put On Notice To Improve A Car
Plenty Of Numbskulls Think It's A Cadillac
Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly

PORSCHE
Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
Sure Ain't A Bimmer

SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent

SUBARU
Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed
Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered

SUZUKI
Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting

TOYOTA
Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

VW
Virtually Worthless
Vice Wagon

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
 
Ha ha - I'm a car girl but haven't heard most of those. :LOL:

I always liked the one for my motorcycle which is a BSA = Bastard Seized Again.

I was told that if I wanted to experience the Brit bike thing that they are amazing machines but if I actually wanted to ride, to buy a Triumph. :lmao:
 
Fixed or Repaired Daily


but i shouldn't talk... I have a DSM (eagle talon...)
you car people should know what that means :roll:
 
hahahahahaha great :) acrually I have my own Fiat Cinquecento... it is sooo tiny and crampy but cool :) I love it, maybe because it is my first car :)
 
Woohoo they couldn't think of anything for Renault... thats handy 'cos I drive a Clio and I love it.
 
vonnagy said:
NISSAN
No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely - that's my car, but i think it still looks pretty cool 8)

Yeah, except for the Z 350. I like that style so much that I got one for my wife today. Guess who's gonna be driving it tomorrow? :lol:
 

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