Whining Forum Meetup

[abraxas]

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**** Whining Forum Meetup, July 2008 ****

Come see the sad faces, all the little sad faces!!! P&S Welcome!!!!

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[Battou]

:mrgreen:

 

[Antarctican]

:lmao:


(↑ Guess this would disqualify me…no sadface, and no whining)

 

[Alex_B]

I think I cannot make it to this one ....

 

[PNA]

Take names!

 

[Antarctican]

Too bad I can't make it - some of the joke gifts I've handed out at past meetups might have come in handy (eg handcuffs, earplugs etc)

 

[abraxas]

Let's list SOME of the FUN activities we won't be appreciating!!!!

You'll be sorry when I'm dead contest
(We probably all know how to play this one)

Nobody likes me two-legged sad-sack race
(Partners not available for the 3-legged race)

What do you mean it's NOT steak???- chicken dinner
(Seating by lottery, no choice of dressing for salad)

We'll be playing-- Musical Chair
(Sorry, there will be no clear winners as the chair is broken)

Talk to the Hand
(Fortune teller/grief counselor)

Mumbling Auction
(Bid for items using your unintelligable grumbling so we can whine about who should have won!)

Kissing Booth
(Until we get a volunteer to run the booth, we'll have to kiss our own... semi-private facilities)

KICKING THE FESTIVITIES OFF WITH THE....
"Rain on Your", Parade

 

[kundalini]

If it weren't on such short notice.......

I'm pretty sure July is booked solid for me. I don't even have to consult the calendar.

Maybe next time.....I'l come up with some really lame excuses.

 

[Helen B]

Here's the programme for the day:

9:00 to 9:01 Welcome session.

9:02 to 5:00 Goodbye session. Try to leave early, so that more people can hear your reasons for leaving. Don't be the last to leave!

 

[Battou]

Here's the programme for the day:

9:00 to 9:01 Welcome session.

9:02 to 5:00 Goodbye session. Try to leave early, so that more people can hear your reasons for leaving. Don't be the last to leave!

WHAT.....no fist fighting session.....screw that I ain't goin

 

[Antarctican]

Well, for the men there will be a pi$$ing contest...does that count? It may not be appropriate for a whining meetup, though, as so many actually enjoy that activity :greenpbl:

 

[Overread]

I think it is assumed that fights could break out at any moment - no need or ability to timetable them

 

[abraxas]

I think it is assumed that fights could break out at any moment - no need or ability to timetable them

Mebe I should pencil in that the facilities will require a dance floor?

 

[abraxas]

THIS JUST IN !!!

Mediocre Disco Music by

the Order of Flagellants

the One Hit Wonders of Menopause Park

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Special invitations to be unembossed and arriving via - Blackmail(TM)

Attention Prospective Speakers
CALL FOR PAPERS

Requests for talks in the following subjects;

The Imperial Me

All the Little People

Where Everyone Went Wrong

Who will Fix the Problem?

Why I'm Right

So You Wanna Know Your Problem?

Obtaining Comfort through Public Sobbing

Nobody Knows How I Feel

I'm Tired and want to Watch TV


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[Hertz van Rental]

Is it OK if I just sit in the corner and sulk?
I know it's not whining but it will give others something to ***** about if the fun flags.