Why I fired my secretary

[Fangman]

Last week was my birthdayand I didn't feel very wellwaking up on that morning.I went downstairs for breakfasthoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!",and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out,she barely said good morning,let alone" Happy Birthday."I thought...Well,that's marriage for you,but the kids....They will remember.My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfastand didn't say a word.So when I left for the office,I felt pretty lowand somewhat despondent.As I walked into my office,my secretary Jane said,"Good Morning Boss,and by the wayHappy Birthday ! "It felt a little betterthat at least someone had remembered.I worked until one o'clock ,when Jane knocked on my doorand said, "You know,It's such a beautiful day outside,and it is your Birthday,what do you say we go out to lunch,just you and me."I said, "Thanks, Jane,that's the greatest thingI've heard all day.Let's go !"We went to lunch.But we didn't gowhere we normally would go.She chose instead a quiet bistrowith a private table.We had two martinis eachand I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office,Jane said, "You know,It's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office,Do We ?"I responded,"I guess not.What do you have in mind ?"She said,"Let's drop by my apartment,it's just around the corner."​

 

[Fangman]

After arriving at her apartment,Jane turned to me and said," Boss, if you don't mind,I'm going to step into the bedroomfor just a moment.I'll be right back.""Ok." I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and,after a couple of minutes,she came outcarrying a huge birthday cake ...Followedby my wife,my kids,and dozens of my friendsand co-workers,all singing "Happy Birthday".And I just sat there...On the couch...


Naked.

 

[ToddB]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!

 

[Antarctican]

 

[Viperjet]

Wow...

 

[spiffybeth]

i dont think ive laughed so hard in a long time.
is this for real or a joke?

 

[Viperjet]

I was wondering that myself. If it's a joke...hilarious. If that's an original joke...you're amazing and need to post some more. But if it's true...I'm sorry. Remember those marriage vows you took...

 

[kalmkidd]

lmfaooooo but ya what spiffy said.

 

[cameramike]

haha, come on now your killing us did it really happen? If so just say you were wearing your "birthday suit"

 

[Fangman]

haha, come on now your killing us did it really happen? If so just say you were wearing your "birthday suit"

You should see my birthday suit - It badly needs ironing!

The nearest I got was to celebrate my first 20 years in my practice - My staff booked a stripper as a patient - she started by the excuse that she got all hot and bothered in a dental chair . . . the nurses were round the door with camera and the girl could not believe the i just seem to accept it all as part of the usual day. As I said . . ."if you've seen one . . .You've seen both!"

Sometime I must dig out the Polaroid and post it.

 

[gizmo2071]

Funnily enough.
I was at a pub quiz last night and they print a joke on the back of the first round questions, and lasts nights joke was this one!
Very funny

 

[Fangman]

Funnily enough.
I was at a pub quiz last night and they print a joke on the back of the first round questions, and lasts nights joke was this one!
Very funny

We must keep the same company!

 

[WDodd]

Very funny!