lostprophet
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1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2. Why do Banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
isn't enough money in the account?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
6. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8. Why do Kamikase pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word lisp?
10. What is the speed of Darkness?
11. Are there reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at the Special
Olympics?
12. If people evolved from Apes, why are there still Apes?
13. If it's true that we're here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
14. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
15. What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
16. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do Banks have branches?
17. Why does a round Pizza come in a square box?
18. How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
19. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a 'hearing'?
20. Why is it people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like every
two hours?
2. Why do Banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
isn't enough money in the account?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
6. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8. Why do Kamikase pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word lisp?
10. What is the speed of Darkness?
11. Are there reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at the Special
Olympics?
12. If people evolved from Apes, why are there still Apes?
13. If it's true that we're here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
14. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?
15. What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
16. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do Banks have branches?
17. Why does a round Pizza come in a square box?
18. How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
19. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a 'hearing'?
20. Why is it people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like every
two hours?
