yo, Sharkbait!! put the beer down....

[Osmer_Toby]

and get yer a-- in here and give us your words of wisdom for post 1000! you got by without the obligatory speech- your assignment is now 8 posts late, and since i take off 10 points for every day late, you are soon to have a negative number for a grade. please right this wrong asap, lest i have to call your parents and keep you in detention for the rest of the week.

 

[terri]

Post #1,000 for the Sharkster...? :shock: Man, Vonnagy is SO off his game!

I agree: it's high time Shark quit whining about how busy he is now that he's out of school, and get in here and entertain us. :twisted:

Speech, speech!!

 

[Sharkbait]

Shyte guys (pardon my french, it's f'in summer vacation already!), I was on the damn golf course all morning!! Gimme a break!!! ;-)

 

[Sharkbait]

Geez, in all honesty, I hadn't even noticed I'd crossed {squat} territory (another forum I frequent changes your title to " {squat} " when you hit 1K posts because someone once asked what you got when you hit a thousand. Someone else responded, "You get squat!").

I wonder where my thousandth post was. Hmm!

 

[Sharkbait]

LOL, counting backwards on my posts page, I think my 1K post was one of the ones about my broken nose.

 

[Osmer_Toby]

so is that rambling "thoughtline" supposed to be your speach?
uh uh. you can do better.... :twisted:

btw- htf do you spell speech? speach? neither looks right to me...

sigh. this damn heat is melting what few remaing brain cells i have....

 

[terri]

so is that rambling "thoughtline" supposed to be your speach?
uh uh. you can do better.... :twisted:

btw- htf do you spell speech? speach? neither looks right to me...

sigh. this damn heat is melting what few remaing brain cells i have....

::gasps:: And you're teaching our kids???? It's s-p-e-e-c-h, Young Grasshopper. Rhymes with r-e-a-c-h. Yeah, I know, I know. English is funny.

 

[Osmer_Toby]

:lmao:

 

[Sharkbait]

I always explain to my kids that English is one of the most difficult languages to learn because it's basically a mutt, a combination of several dozen different languages.

 

[Not Neve]

Wow, Shark, you talk a lot! I mean, you post a lot! Keep 'em coming!

Congrats

 

[Luminosity]

Happy 1-grand Sharkman ! :cheer:
Ya marked it with a busted nose too

 

[vonnagy]

congrats sharkie!

 

[vonnagy]

congrats sharkie!

 

[Sharkbait]

Von's making sure his post count stays high by double-posting.