Your Daily Pun

[Kazooie]

Did you see that new movie about the podium that eats people?

It's called 'Hannibal Lectern'.

 

[Dinardy]

A mushroom walked into a bar and announced
"The drinks are on me!"
Bartender: "Why are you buying everyone drinks?"
"Because Im a fungi!"

Haaaaaa

 

[peter27]

A dog with a wooden leg limps into a saloon bar in the wild west and says,

"I've come for the man that shot my paw!"

 

[Kazooie]

So did you hear about that Italian chef last night?

Yeah, apparently he pasta way.

 

[Kazooie]

So how you you make a space-themed party?

You planet.

 

[Kazooie]

How can you tell if it's save to go diving with a koala?

Look up if he is koualafied.

 

[Kazooie]

What's the difference between 3 carrots and a joke?

I think you know what the difference is.

 

[Tiberius47]

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

The goldfish mucks about the fountain.

 

[o hey tyler]

Was snoop telling the truth? Or was Snoop Lion?