Can anyone list the TOP 10 lies of a Men/Women

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  1. monicam

    monicam TPF Noob!

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    Please list::lmao:
     
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    hmm, top 10, not sure, do you know?
     
  3. monicam

    monicam TPF Noob!

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    for men..
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    Top 10 --Promise I won't leave you

    Top 9--I never talk to her anymore

    Top 8--I'm with my friends

    Top 7--your the only one

    Top 6--She's only a friend

    Top 5--I hate my X-girlfriend

    Top 4--I don't have a phone

    Top 3--I won't look back to anybody your the only one I love

    Top 2--your my angel

    Top 1--I love you very very much!

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    isn't it true? when a guy had a girl friend?:lol:
     
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    A few more....

    "No, that doesn't make your butt look fat".

    "I love having your mother visit".

    "Of course I remembered that it's our six month anniversary."
     
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    DestinDave Master of Non Sequitur

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    I've only been asked that question twice and both times my answer was:
    "Do I look stupid to you?"
     
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    You should have a nice long chat with my boyfriend and teach him a few things. :p
     
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    DestinDave Master of Non Sequitur

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    Don't know about 2-10 but #1 lie from women...

    I've never done that before...

    Please refer to my previous post - do I look stupid to you?
     
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    :lmao:

    :angel: :bigangel:
     
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    No. 1 lie from women...























    ....it's your baby.
     
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    #10 I didn't do it
    #9 It was like it when I found it
    #8 What woman? I was just looking at the view.
    #7 I'll do it later!
    #6 I'm just going for one pint with Ted.
    #5 No, I'd love to go shopping for lingerie with you.
    #4 The green dress looks best.
    #3 I didn't hear my cell/mobile phone ring
    #2 I'm going to have some mates round to watch the match, but we won't make any noise or mess.
    #1 I promise I won't get drunk
     
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    I hear this one ALLL too much. It's either that or "My phone died"
     
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    Well...if he just said "I just didn't want to talk to you", what would be your reaction?
     

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