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[Rob]

The secret poetry thread
of those of an artistic head
has not been found
by many who are bound
to have liked so far what has been said.

 

[Rob]

Haiku is good fun
but a bit odd to be frank
I am not a fan

 

[Marctwo]

For those that don't know
Anything about haikus,
Here is a rough guide.

Haikus have three lines.
The syllables in haikus
Follow this pattern:

The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five

They don't have to rhyme
But rhyme them if you want to;
It doesn't matter.

They are very short,
Having only one stanza.
Do more if you like.

 

[Rob]

I've had enough
of all this poetry stuff
That's it for now
we'll have to see how
the others manage to cope
with rhyming words like "rope"
So long, ta tah, bye now!

 

[Meysha]

Right now I'm going to bed,
I really could do with some head
ache pills i forgot
and left in the shop
now I'll have to have a toss instead.


*Waits to be banned*

 

[Marctwo]

Rob, I've heard it all before -
You'll soon be coming back for more.
And Meysha may have two or three
But don't forget - have one for me.

 

[Rob]

It's true what they say about aussie birds
they're all naughty and lewd drunkards
bace may have some pills
but you're gonna get your thrills
from playing around with your innards

 

[Marctwo]

Rob, I thought you retired;
Thought your poetry life had expired.
But it seems Meysha's ode
About flicking the toad
Has inspired you just as required.

 

[Rob]

I know I should have resisted
a subject so wicked
but I couldn't
and I shouldn't
my bad, I am sordid

 

[Marctwo]

Self control is hard because
We struggle day to day.
But "Sordid is as sordid does"
(As Mrs Gump would say).

 

[Rob]

Life is like a box
apparantly some like to play
like marctwo with his locks
or mesha with her foray

 

[terri]

Rob flirts with the idea of retiring
From this thread - but I think he is lying
For back he has come, and received a "Well done!"
From Marctwo, with the hair of a lion

 

[Rob]

And now to join in we have terri
who's a veritable queen of poetry
she's so beautiful it makes me bad
uh-oh here comes brad

 

[Marctwo]

I'm the butt of mistakes in the compliment stakes
As most metaphores turn to disaster.
But a lion, indeed; This is just what I need.
Keep 'em coming - just thicker and faster.

 

[Rob]

salami salami baloney
goodness your sausage is fat
a compliment if ever I heard it
or possibly a load of old pony