Daily joke

photogoddess · Jan 13, 2005

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, and evil. Don't mess with them.

LittleMan · Jan 13, 2005

That's really REALLLY cold... harsh.... makes me not want to drive.... :?

Lula · Jan 13, 2005

:shock: :shock: Brutal! :LOL: :LOL:

danalec99 · Jan 13, 2005

poor men!

SiCk · Jan 13, 2005

hhahah very nice... evil.... but nice

Big Mike · Jan 13, 2005

I'm sure the guy would get off when the police see that the woman went through a stop sign, didn't signal and still had the ripped off gas nozzle sticking out of her gas tank from the last time she gassed up.

:runs & hides:

angelikmermaid · Jan 13, 2005

haha.... thats so wrong in so many ways.. but hey! women rock!!

anton980 · Jan 13, 2005

This is to men's defense!

A guy was driving his car late at night on a 3 lane road when his car suddenly broke and he stopped in the middle lane. He obviously turns his hazard blinkers on and waits for help. Shortly after another cars appears behind him and slowly comes to a stop behind him, and the driver starts honking the horn. The guy wants for a while, the honking continues, so he gets out of the car and goes to see what the problem is. In the car behind him is a young woman, looks very angry. He asks what the problem is and she says: Why dont you move your car? I'm stuck behind you!"
The guy asks why doesnt she go around him? The road is completely empty, and the lanes to the left and to the right of him are vacant. So she says: "How on earth am I suppose to go around when you signal you're turning both ways simultaneously?!"
:?