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  1. deencarolh

    deencarolh TPF Noob!

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    Someone sent this to me.. Found it ammusing.. Hope I dont offend any democrat friends.. I am sure it could turned on the republicans too..
    Maybe someone here can do that.

    Twenty-one Ways to Be a Good Democrat

    1). You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    2). You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    3). You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-bidding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4). You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5). You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer mom driving SUV's.

    6) You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

    7). You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    8). You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    9). You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

    10).You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11). You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

    12). You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13). You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14). You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

    15). You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    16). You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

    17). You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18). You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

    19). You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal

    20). You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

    21). You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy

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  2. voodoocat

    voodoocat ))<>(( Supporting Member

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    more political threads. YAY!

    :roll:
     
  3. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Voodoo is right! Yay!...

    Let's not inject too much of this into the Forum. There are many a Forum around the Internet dealing with Politics. So far, with a few small exceptions, Politics have not played a major role on this Forum, after all Photography knows no Politics.

    I was not offended by your joke, Dee, there are so many jokes flying around about Democrats and Republicans alike, but I'd love to see this Forum shy away from Politics, be they humorous or not. Of course, it's not up to me but I would like that. :wink:

    Thanks.
     
  4. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :cheer:
     
  5. Sharkbait

    Sharkbait TPF Noob!

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    Tell you what gang. If you want to get really hot and heavy into politics, come over to reefs.org. ( http://reefs.org/phpBB2/index.php is the link to go right to the forums) It's a saltwater aquarium forum site (looks almost identical to TPF). If you scroll a bit down the forums page, there's one forum called "The Sump". It's RDO's off topic forum, but probably 4/5 of what goes on is political discussion.


    (Also, on a side note, we've got a great photography forum, which yours truly happens to run! :D :thumbsup: )
     
  6. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks John, I'll be there... :wink:
     
  7. danalec99

    danalec99 TPF Noob!

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    ditto!
     
  8. malachite

    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    The 3 things not to discuss publicly because it never ends well: Politics, Religion, and Sex.

    2 outta 3 ain't bad so lets not push our luck :p
     
  9. oriecat

    oriecat work in progress

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    Don't need to, it's been done.

    http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/goodrepublican.html

    Just for balance! Not trying to provoke a debate... ;)

    So true, mal. So true. Ok, so how do we turn this thread into a sex romp? :D
     
  10. malachite

    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    .............by using the term sex romp in your message :eyebrows: So like uh hey baby, How you doin'
     
  11. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    You forgot the key to getting the full meaning of your message across....this little beauty -> :eyebrows:

    :lol:
     
  12. malachite

    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    Ah yes, much better :wink:
     

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