Do something stupid.

ferny said:
What's jalapeno cheese? I know jalapeno peppers...

it's just cheese with little chunks of jalapeno peppers in it... I would take a picture but I ate the rest of it with my sandwiches earlier today :LOL:
 
I'm missing Grand Designs and Nip Tuck or Die Another Day (which I'm taping, except I missed the first ten mins :() for this. I think I'll grab a bottle of Innes And Gunn and vanish soon.
 
20 reasons Star Wars is better than Titanic
===========================================

1. Titanic may be big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

2. Star Wars has WAY better action figure potential.

3. Yoda could use the Force to just lift Titanic out of the water.

4. Leia is a princess, a senator, a diplomat, a freedom fighter,a brilliant
strategist, and Jedi material; Rose is just cute marriage bait.

5. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

6. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge couldn't say "WOW! Look at
the size of that thing!" with any sincerity.

7. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by an evil
madman with a lightsaber as opposed to an idiot with a handgun.

8a. Titanic is egalitarian in that it portrays poor people as sympathetic
characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to
the rank of Admiral.
8b. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he greases his hair, sneers at
the poor, and treats his fiancée like property. We know Darth Vader
is the bad guy because he wears an ominous, voluminous black cape
and mysterious mask, strangles people with a glance and blows up
entire planets for sport.

10. Yeah, okay, so Leo can dance...but can he fly an X-wing?

11. People have never lost their lives trying to recreate scenes from
Star Wars on the bow of a cruise liner.

12. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
Now c'mon...who's really the brave one here?

13. Two words: Harrison Ford

14. There are always more than enough escape pods in Star Wars.

15. Do you have any idea what the Empire does to self-proclaimed
"kings of the world"?

16. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship,
he would either...
A: Cut himself free with his lightsaber;
B: Use the Force to get the key; or
C: Han Solo would come in at the last second and blast the cuffs off.

17. "I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same
sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."

18. We all knew the boat was gonna sink, but who was ready for "Luke....I
am your father." ???

19. Han Solo would've missed that dang iceberg!

20. Han, though frozen solid in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament, returns
in excellent health to mount a successful mission against the Empire on Endor,
crushing the enemy and single-handedly paving the way for a brilliant air
campaign which results in the destruction of the Empire's second attempt at a
Death Star, AND claims the heart of his woman with whom he will live happily
ever after. Jack, on the other hand, simply freezes.
 

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