Ok, let me know If I start getting on your nerves b/c I live off stupid jokes ale: I would die w/o my laughs! Ok, consider this the funnies column and post anything that can make anybody laugh. Laughter is the best medicine! Jme Signs On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."