Funny thouhgts...

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.) :shock:

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!) :lol:

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!) :shock:

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) :pig:

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) :puke:

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) :drunk:

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") :shock:

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig, can you imagine??) :wink:

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) :?:

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) :thumbsup:

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.) :?

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........) :p

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) :)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....) :scratch:

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
    :scratch:
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.) :D

    Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) :LOL:

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) :)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??) :pig: :headbang: :blulsh2:
     
  2. vonnagy

    vonnagy have kiwi, will travel...

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    funny stuff miti! thanks for sharing :)
     
  3. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    :smileys: very funny
     
  4. westman

    westman TPF Noob!

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    are you wanna to try those things? :greendev:

    just kidding...dont try ... :hug:
     
  5. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    He he... maybe only the ones related to the pig. :D :D
     
  6. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    I feel like I have read this before... some where... I donno...
     

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