Get you chuckle for the day.

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  1. ScoobyRoo20

    ScoobyRoo20 TPF Noob!

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    I got this in an email today. This has NOTHING to do with photography but we all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
    don't be a bore and ruin it. Here is your dose of humor...

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
    to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
    the person who sent it to you, so They know you participated. And don'tgo all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
    Gizzardsniffer.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
    and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the EvilProfessor forces everyone to assume new names...

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
    name:

    a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
    f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
    k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky
    q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t= tootsie u = dipsy
    v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y =dinky z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
    of your new last name:

    a = dippin b = feather c = batty d =burger e = chicken
    f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
    k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty
    p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s =lickin t = snickle
    u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x =dingle y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
    of your new last name:

    a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
    f = breath g = pants h = shorts i =lips j = honker
    k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
    v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y =hiney z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
    Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh anaverage of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

    My new name is ...
    Dorky Chickenbiscuits
     
  2. Verbal

    Verbal $100

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    Sloopy Dippinsniffer eh? lol.
     
  3. woodsac

    woodsac TPF Noob!

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    Sneezy Dippinfanny

    I see some future porn names :lol:
     
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    Crusty Chickenhead here, lol! :er:

    mmmmmmm... i love a nice chickenhead when it's good and crusty...
     
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    LittleMan TPF Noob!

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    Nothing on this forum actually HAS anything to do with photography anyways... :lol:
     
  6. MommyOf4Boys

    MommyOf4Boys TPF Noob!

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    Glad to meet you all..I am Doorfus Pottydoodle
     
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    Cheesy Farkle Sniffer

    Nothing in this forum has anything to do with anything...
     
  8. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Cheesey dippin lips:biglaugh:
     
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    Doombah Dippinfanny :hertz:
     

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