I like my peaches to smell like peaches. . . . .

[Scatterbrained]

...and my feces to smell like bananas. . . . .
Male Founders Of San Francisco Biotech Startups Promise To Make Vaginas Smell Like Ripe Peaches

Two men at a San Francisco biotech startup are on a quest to deliver “personal empowerment” for women in the form of fruity-smelling genitalia.]

 

[limr]

I'd rather experience personal empowerment by kicking those two in the nads, which I presume they believe smell like roses.

 

[tirediron]

What if someone doesn't like peaches?

 

[Stradawhovious]

This is all kinds of hilarious.

 

[Designer]

I don't know if it is supposed to be hilarious. I tried interjecting some humor in another thread and was shot down. I keep forgetting that the humor threshold on the internet is quite different from my own. When does pathos cross over to the funny side of life? Not for me to say, apparently.

 

[Stradawhovious]

I don't know if it is supposed to be hilarious. I tried interjecting some humor in another thread and was shot down. I keep forgetting that the humor threshold on the internet is quite different from my own. When does pathos cross over to the funny side of life? Not for me to say, apparently.

Things don't translate well on the interwebz. Be it a language barrier, the lack of body language, the absense of tonal fluctuation or one of any of a thousand other reasons, everyone just sounds like a sarcastic asshole on the internet.

Except me.

I'm f***ing charming.

 

[pgriz]

Hmmm. A "solution" in search of a problem. Although I think Leonore's idea is just peachy. Can we watch?

 

[Stradawhovious]

Although I think Leonore's idea is just peachy.

Don't think I didn't see what you did there...

Because I did.

 

[Stradawhovious]

I'm really kind of amazed that nobody has pulled out the "This idea smells fishy" jokes...

Too far?

I know it sure as hell isn't too cerebral...

 

[Scatterbrained]

I'd rather experience personal empowerment by kicking those two in the nads, which I presume they believe smell like roses.

Well, with the right soap they just might smell like roses. Of course, it makes you wonder what kind of women they're shacking up with if they feel the need to "febreeze" it.

What if someone doesn't like peaches?

Don't worry, they're working on that. Personally, I think it's a awfully complicated way to achieve what can be done with a bar of scented soap, just sayin. Of course, if they could make it taste like peaches. . . . . . . .

 

[beachrat]

This reminds me of a great Allman Brothers album.

 

[astroNikon]

that article of them is just full of bad statements ... “All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you.”

 

[Derrel]

This reminds me of a great Allman Brothers album.

I keep thinking of the lyric from the Steve Miller Band song..."Really love your peaches, wanna' shake your tree."

 

[photoguy99]

that article of them is just full of bad statements ... “All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you.”

What? That is a perfectly correct statement. I mean, you can wilfully misread it and come up with a meaning that's stupid, but if you start from the assumption that it means something sensible, then it reads as a perfectly correct statement.

I'm not convinced that the product is a particularly great idea, mind you.

 

[Joefbs]

This reminds me of a great Allman Brothers album.

I keep thinking of the lyric from the Steve Miller Band song..."Really love your peaches, wanna' shake your tree."

Or the Presidents of the United States song..."Millions of peaches, peaches for me"