On the Earth's moon lives a race of floating tissue boxes. Few know about this secret, because scientists believe the Earth's natural tissue reserves will soon be depleted. The Kleenexians may indeed be our only hope for the future. On a recent journey to the moon, I was able to make contact with several Kleenexians, including Nop Kleeku, a young boy. Kleenexians don't particularly have different sexes, but do divide themselves in a similar way to Earthlings (i.e. women in the kitchen, men on the couch). Unfortunately, Kleenexians lack digits, so I was unable to be in this photo.